A local theater company is putting on a murder mystery night, and I’ve decided to participate. I’m playing the “matronly” (their word, not mine) wife of the murder victim. I won’t have any lines to deliver, but will be acting out scenes in hammy silent-film fashion. My only proviso for the show was that they [...]
Archive for August, 2007
I Know Who Killed Me… and it wasn’t Lindsay Lohan!
Posted in Lindsay Lohan, film, movies, obesity, producing, theater on August 31, 2007 | Comments Off
Another day, another dollar, another headache
Posted in obesity, pain, producing, vicodin, work on August 31, 2007 | Comments Off
As if I don’t have enough to do already, I have been tasked with even more work. In the midst of all, I have a blasting headache—a phenomenon I cannot come to terms with since I have 7.5mg of vicodin running through my system right now. How the hell can I have pain when [...]
Rumer has it!
Posted in Chinzilla, L.A., Plastic Surgery, Rumer Willis, celebrities, film on August 30, 2007 | Comments Off
Tsk, tsk, tsk. I know, I’m not the first person to use that pun as a title, but I just couldn’t help myself. Poor Rumer Willis. First, she started off life with a stupid “celebrity”-chosen name. Then, the cruel roll of the genetic dice chose her mom’s eyes paired with her dad’s hairline and chin. [...]
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