Can you guess which is the photoshopped version?
If you haven’t seen this woman yet, you’ve probably heard about her. Priscilla Ceballos recently made the news for helping her six year old daughter write a fake essay about her father dying in Iraq in order to win coveted Hannah Montana tickets. When the ruse was discovered, the company took the prize back and gave it to someone else. Little girl out of her tickets, Mom shamed. You’d think that would be the end of it, but no. Ceballos has come under fire—big time—since she claims she didn’t know the essay needed to be factual.
Bah-hah-hah-hah!! Oh, man, that’s a good one!
Anyway, she appeared on the Today Show this morning in all her Sharpie’d-on eyebrowed and lip-linered wonder and all I could think about was… oh my God what was she thinking? Those eyebrows are the most hideous things ever! Why do people do this to themselves?
Turns out, I’m not alone. The focus of the story all over the internet has shifted from “Oh what a terrible Mom” to “Oh my God, what did she do to her eyebrows!”
So I couldn’t help myself. As a public service, I gave Priscilla Ceballos a makeover. Courtesy Photoshop.
Now it’s not a perfect job by any means. Hey, I want her to look less offensive, but I’m not about to spend more than 5 minutes doing it.
BEFORE (Top Photo): Those drawn-on brows and brown, heavy lips in the “before” photo remind me too much of the Evil Queen in Snow White. Nobody’s going to believe her because she’s clearly evil! Bad Mom! String her up!
AFTER (Bottom Photo): Natural brows, natural lip. A young mother caught up in a big misunderstanding. Aww… I’ll bet she learned her lesson and will never do it again!
The point is, appearance does mean everything. More importantly, if you’re going to go on National Television, try to look good. Please. Do it for America! Do it for me so I don’t have to Photoshop you!
"Men fell in love with Margaret, but they woke up with me." [Then they tried to chew off their own arms to get away. Hah!]—ed.
