Posted in sobrietyland on February 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.
—Tom Smykowski, “Office Space”, in a bodycast after a car accident in his driveway
Prior to my chat with the “Morale Director” here at Initech, I had discussed the situation with my friend Mimi who works [...]
Posted in sobrietyland on February 11, 2009 | Comments Off
And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told—I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then—then I’m—I’m quitting—I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by [...]
Posted in sobrietyland on February 10, 2009 | Comments Off
Tag—you’re it! Name ten stupid, boring little things that make you go ARGH! in the night (or day). Not big things like global warming or abused animals or stupid people—I’m talking the little, tiny annoyances in life that act like the constant stick-stick-stick of the proverbial gum on your shoe. Okay, maybe stupid people.
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10. Crunching [...]
"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."
—Dolly Parton
