When all else fails, blame Canada

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada!
—South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Perhaps the most immediate thing I miss about working at Initech is the social aspect. Nobody to have coffee with. To discuss the swine flu outbreak with. To engage in riveting conversation about [...]

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Blessed are the poor?

Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.—The Bible, Matthew 5: 312
Initech has decided to screw me over once more just for ol’ time’s sake. My final pay stub came today with a little surprise—yes, I’m getting paid my normal salary, but decidedly missing are the thousands of dollars of [...]

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Operation Bug Out: Aftermath

There wasn’t time to write so much as a single sentence yesterday–I was super busy from the moment I walked in until the moment I walked out. There was just too much to do. Final boxes packed (I ended up with about 15 boxes overall), computer files shuttered, and all exit interviews completed except one: [...]

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