Here we go again. Another update after a long absence. I’m certain nobody cares anymore at this point, but I’m compelled to write because things have happened, and once again, I can’t talk to my friends about it.
First, I have been employed since November 2023 as a nurse in a Psychiatric facility. It’s not bad work on a good day, but it’s scary and life-threatening on a bad one. One particularly bad day ended when I got bashed in the head and ended up in the ER with a minor concussion. Most days weren’t like that though. Most days were simply dealing with people with pretty severe psych problems — schizophrenics mostly. The BPD patients were the ones who really tried my patience, but most days, it was okay.
However, this being upstate NY, we had a few days of severe weather during which, I called out. That plus the call out when my head got bashed by a patient meant I had taken one too many days off. A month shy of my six-month contract — two weeks ago — I was summarily canned. Luckily for me — or so I thought — I had another job lined up, also in psych, but closer to home. My assumption that it would go easy was absolutely wrong. Even though I’d already successfully interviewed and been offered the job, additional paperwork and a background check had to be submitted. Which I did. And now I’m stuck in limbo awaiting a start date. I wanted to start this week — actually, I wanted to start LAST week — but nothing is in writing yet. Very disappointing. And scary, because I’m literally down to my last $300. After all that time, I barely saved anything. I wasn’t expecting to be fired without so much as a warning.
Anyhoo, so that’s where I’m at. $300 to get me — at best — through the next two weeks with no additional income. I’ve signed up to start DoorDashing again, but since I’m no longer Top Dasher status, and it’s the end of the month, I’m not being offered anything of worth. No idea what I’m going to do.
In the meantime… I got a strange local call on my phone this morning. That started a whole new pile of crapola that I’m now literally knee deep in.
So, you may remember that in November of 2021, I moved out of my shithole hovel hoarded apartment into this new, elegant one-bedroom locale. You may also remember that I didn’t bring much of anything with me except my dog and the clothes on my back. Well, I’ve been paying rent on both places ever since, not wishing to deal with the hoard and the mess that I left behind. I felt that if I could just lose some weight and get some money, I could buy my way out of the situation somehow.
Well, you can’t run away from destiny.
The phone rang and it was the thing I’d been dreading. There was a leak in the bathroom and they needed to get into the apartment to fix it.
I’ve been gone so long that they now have a new superintendent for the building — a very nice chap named Dave. I explained my absence with a white lie: I’m staying “with a friend” elsewhere (hinting that it’s a boyfriend) and that I’ve been worried the relationship won’t work out which is why I’ve kept the old apartment, in case I needed to move back in.
It’s not entirely a lie. That is “part” of the reason why I kept it. Every time something goes wrong here at this new luxury suite, I fear I’ll be kicked out and land back where I started.
So — let me get to the point — Dave bought the story and is allowing me a couple days to spiff up the apartment before he goes in to fix the leak.
HOWEVER — this means, I need to clean up, and fast. I have a feeling he’s seen the place because he said “if you can just clean up the bathroom, I’ll get in and out and we’ll be done before you know it.”
I think he knows.
Anyway, for the first time in literally a year, I went back to the old place. First thing that strikes you is that everything in my hallway looks dusty and deserted — like someone hasn’t been there in years (because they haven’t!) The second thing that catches as you go up the stairs, the closer you get, is the faint musty, mousey odor. It’s a unique smell — not one you run across unless you know someone who’s a hoarder. It’s a funky, slightly spoiled odor, faintly urine-like. Definitely off-putting. At the top of the stairs, I noticed the hall light was out. There were old shoes, long forgotten and covered in dust. I fumbled with the keys, but eventually got the door open.
Inside, everything is covered in dust. Piles of debris and detrius everywhere, just as I’d left it. Old clothes. Shopping bags. Dirt. And tons of mouse droppings. Mouse droppings all over everything.
In the bathroom, accessible after walking over more shopping bags and old mashed clothes, the toilet was noted to be empty of water, except for some gray scum in the bottom. I turned off the water to the tank. Elsewhere, I looked for drips or water leaking but couldn’t find anything. There’s tons of trash, but everything is dry.
Every walkable surface is covered in something. Dirt. Droppings. Old clothes. Old mail. Miscellaneous crap. But no water.
I went downstairs and around to the empty apartment below mine where the superintendent was. I let him know that I didn’t find any water leaks, but he showed me where the water had been leaking. There’s definitely something there, but I told him it wasn’t me. Nonetheless, he wants to look. He’s quite obviously someone who has dealt with the shame of hoarders before because several times he reassured me that he can fix it as long as I can just clean the area where he needs to get in.
He’s giving me a couple days to deal with the hoard (in the bathroom) — so I went to the dollar store to get cleaning supplies.
I decided to clean the entry hallway and the bathroom which is right across. I estimated 10 bags of trash and a couple hours of time. As long as I throw everything out and don’t start picking through things.
The hall in front of the door was first. I replaced the broken bulb and picked up the debris. That was one bag of garbage. However, I chose to keep a couple pairs of the shoes that I felt I could use. One bag of stuff kept.
Inside, I just started picking up stuff and jamming it in to a bag. It’s gonna take a lot more than 10 bags. The piles are so dense. And the smell — while not overwhelming or nausea-inducing — was ever present. Something about mouse droppings, the odor hangs in the air and sticks to objects like cigarette smoke does. A good wash down with a good quality cleaner will help tremendously once the crap is removed.
I got rid of three large heavy bags so far. There’s much more to go. Among the stuff that I tossed? A lot of newspaper. Grocery bags. Old mail. Notes from college. A number of unused trash bags — I had attempted this cleanout before, clearly. So many groceries that were never put away. Apparently I had a thing for pickles and cheese toward the end of my stay and, rather than deal with them, abandoned them to the hoard. Jar after jar of pickles. WHY? I don’t know. Tons of canned goods too. Corn. Beans. Soups — lot of soups — all now in huge heavy black trash bags.
I’m not gonna lie, the bags are heavy! And the piles are densely packed. It’s a little like an archeological dig — how many years back are we now? Three? Five? Eight? The abandoned mail will tell the story. It’s scary. I gave up a couple years after I moved in, so there’s going to be a lot (and I do mean A LOT) of stuff as I begin to get to the farthest corners of the rooms. The bathroom and front hall have been cleaned out before — some of the only areas that were ever cleaned in the last several years — so this will be the light end of things.
By the third bag, I was exhausted. I’ll go back tomorrow to continue. My hands felt grimy (I’ll need to wear gloves) and my clothes reeked of musty mouse smell. I rescued a few things from the hoard. Three good chef’s knives (brand new in the package) and a brand new Fire TV stick, still in the wrapping. I have no idea why I bought it. But there it was just the same, mid-way down the first pile that I tackled. Why did I have so much stuff? Why couldn’t I throw anything out? Why did it actually PAIN me to clean when I do it so easily now?
Which brings me to a point I’d like to make. If you saw my current abode, you would never think that I actually lived like this for years. My current place is clean — not perfect, but CLEAN. I pick up my garbage, it doesn’t stay of the floor. And I’m every vigilant regarding clutter.
Why? How could this happen?
I used to live in a hoard. A shame inducing, disgusting hoard.
I remember when it started. I’d had a particularly bad day. I was broke. I was deeply depressed. I was eating something, I forget what, but when I was done, I threw the wrapper on the floor next to the bed. I just felt like giving up. There was something almost comforting in just throwing it on the floor instead of in the garbage.
Maybe it was a way of accentuating or reflecting how I felt inside — like thrown away garbage. Like something no one cared about anymore. Fuck the world, I won’t clean! Punishing myself for being such a loser. Lost my career, lost my friends, lost my figure, lost my entire life. What’s the point?
So, that day was the day I gave up. Oh, occasionally I would try to clean. But I assure you when you stop picking up garbage off the floor, it piles up fast. And soon, it’s a massive, overwhelming, and shameful problem. I never invited anyone in — and to be honest, it was a rare time when anyone voluntarily stopped by. Maybe once a year? And that’s when I’d try to tackle the mess. I lost.
When I moved into the new place, I brought virtually nothing with me. I bought new things (I had money to do that). I shut the door on the old place and said I’d deal with it later.
Been a couple years, but now I’m forced to finally deal with it. I’m going to get it cleaned out because I’ve learned some things. I’m not that person anymore — and I don’t want to be. My life isn’t perfect, but I’m okay. It’ll be okay.
I mentioned that the elegant apartment I’m in right now is kept very tidy. Is it perfect? NO. I have a tendency toward clutter, and this being a tiny apartment, I’m constantly battling to keep it clean. I generate a lot of garbage on a daily basis, and that garbage needs to be dealt with every day. So, I do. It’s not perfect, but I’m a whole lot better about throwing things out.
And part of what helps keep me on track is the fact that I’ve opened my apartment to visits from my friends. For some this may not seem like a big deal, but to me — as a person who lived alone in shameful conditions — it’s new and healthy. It also forces me to be as clean as I can — or as I like to say, to be as NORMAL as possible!
I’m also acutely aware of the clutter issue, so I try really hard not to overdo anything. For instance, a friend of mine was getting ready to have a big sale, and invited me to scour the place for anything I wanted or could use. Oh, man! I could have taken SO MUCH but I resisted. I even brought a few things back once I got them home and realized I didn’t have any place for them. Or that they would have contributed to my clutter problem.
I’m concerned that as I go through the hoard, I will find more and more things that are “worth” something, are usable, or have sentimental value of some sort. It’s going to happen. I know it will. And I’ll have to make some hard decisions. I will have to limit what I keep by some kind of criteria. I have settled in my heart that 95% of it must go straight to the trash cans. But it’s awfully tempting to think, “oh, somebody could use this!” but no. It’s honestly stressful to have to make these decisions repeatedly as I’m scooping up stuff a lot of which is covered in mouse poop.
For instance, I ran across a formerly favorite sweater and thought I should take it to the laundromat — but I ended up throwing it out. What if the smell doesn’t come out? And I’m going into summer — why do I need a sweater? Into the trash it went. But this won’t be the last decision like that.
Additionally, I’m finding NEW items, still in Amazon packaging. WTF? Why did I buy things then not use them? One package had white cotton gloves. WHY did I buy them? I don’t know. Into the trash they went.
I’ll be going back tomorrow to keep sweeping things out in the hopes to get that hallway and bathroom cleared out so the superintendent can do his job. I’m ashamed, but I know I’ve changed. I will survive this and move on. And once it’s done, I’ll never need to do that, or talk about it, or feel terrified that someone will find out my secret hoard situation ever again.
“Out of life’s school of war—what doesn’t kill me, makes me stronger.” — Friedrich Nietzsche
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